So the girls always argue over who is going to open the gates on the drive. Tonight Eme wouldn't do it and Ele is sick, so I said that the next time Eme asked I was going to say no. So her reply was. "Fine" Now as she got out of the car Ele says (in this old deep southern lawyer voice), "Why then do you have your children go out in the dark?" I immediately reply, "To do my manual labor." Then I think Oh crap! Eme is gonna go to school and say, "My momma sends me out in the dark to do her manual labor!" Yeah Redneck Mother and Child Laborer of the year award goes to…..Have a great one yall!