Apples and Wine

Jess sent me this one and I LOVE it! I hope yall have a great weekend! Remember to stay safe and hug the ones you love!...BTW.. I don't bash men I just keep them in line...or neuter them!

God Bless!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at
the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the
one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Well...if thats the truth, I wish someone would get to stompin!!

todd
Anonymous said…
oh...and what if my ladder is too short to reach the top of the tree?? Maybe I need a new ladder...
Na said…
haha! Good to hear from you! I thought you were lost! We need to find you a good woman!
Anonymous said…
true dat!!

I'm not lost...just kinda hagin around...

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