nasty & funny
I just saw one of the nastiest things I have in a long time....It was an email for ebay which was advertising stuff to sell as usual, but this one was for summer stuff including.....bathingsuits. Now tell me would you wear some persons suit that you got used from ebay? (I know some of it is new with tags, but still the thought!
Prayer request- Mana's nephew was just told today that he's gonna have to have pretty major heart surgery in the spring, so please pray for them.
Now the funny. I got this email from Charla today and I loved it! Thanks Cuz! Love ya! All of yall have a great weekend. God Bless!
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
Prayer request- Mana's nephew was just told today that he's gonna have to have pretty major heart surgery in the spring, so please pray for them.
Now the funny. I got this email from Charla today and I loved it! Thanks Cuz! Love ya! All of yall have a great weekend. God Bless!
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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